does all the work, but Father still thinks he
makes you tired, cranky and old. Plastic surgery
KEEPS YOU YOUNG.
EVERY DAY IS
a never-ending list of chores that earns you a box of chocolates on
know if anyone's dead or bleeding, otherwise you kids
MY KIDS ARE
louder and messier than a room full of Hell's
IT'S SO FUN
watching your husband's feeble attempts
TO BE A MOM.
is a 24 hour job and getting a good night's sleep is
IS JUST A DREAM.
IT'S FUN TO BE
home all day, but this housework stuff can be
A REAL MOTHER.
*Excerpts from "Mother Knows Best" - one of my better $1.00 Shop Buys.
Happy Mother's Day!