My new PINK camera has a feature called Fish Bowl.
It makes everyone look like they got caught on a Convenience Store Security Camera.
And kind of like beady eyed Turtles.
It widens noses and makes hairlines recede.
Faces lean this way and that way.
And it makes some people have giant noses.
I happen to think it is about the funniest thing I have ever seen and if I ever take a "normal" photo again, I will be really surprised!